This year, we’re joining in with Save The Children’s Christmas Jumper Day on the 14th December. You can get involved by making a donation, or why not ‘make the world better with a sweater’ by getting everyone in your office wearing silly Christmas jumpers too?
Remedy will be closing on Friday 21st December and will open again on Wednesday 3rd January 2013.
Have a wonderful Christmas and a very Happy New Year.
Bank Holidays? We love ‘em. And two in a row? This calls for a celebration!
If you don’t want to join the masses waving their Union Jacks in The Mall, but would still like to get in the party mood, here’s our recipe for an alternative Royal Jubilee knees up.
7.00am Let the neighbourhood know that you’re a true blue royalist. Turn the volume up to 11 and play God Save The Queen by the Sex Pistols with all the windows open. Oh the lyrical irony of ‘No Future, no future…’. If only Mr. Rotten had known that 35 years later he would have been starring in those Country Life Butter ads.
7.30am Jubilee cocktails for brekky. If nothing else, this will prove your commitment to the cause. We’re calling this red, white and blue cocktail, The Bulldog:
Ingredients:
1 measure of blue curaçao
1 measure of grenadine
1 measure of peach schnapps
The key to layering your Bulldog is to pour each ingredient slowly over the back of a spoon so that it sits on top of the ingredient underneath. Contrary to popular belief, practice may not make perfect in this instance, anyway…
1) Pour the grenadine into a straight sided glass.
2) Pour the peach schnapps on top of the grenadine.
3) Pour the blue curaçao on top of the peach schnapps.
If the delicate touch that is necessary to pull off this cocktail eludes you, try an equally patriotic alternative:
The United Kingdom:
1/2 of Guinness, 1/2 of Pale Ale, 1 shot of Single Malt and a daffodil to stir.
9.00am Time to get your glad rags on. May we suggest ‘Queen for a day’ as the theme. A canary yellow twin set and matching hat, pearls, white gloves and some sturdy shoes should do the trick. To really pull this off, it helps if you inform all of your friends/family/neighbours that you would like to be addressed as ‘Your Majesty’, well in advance of the day.
9.30am Get a friend to drive you as slowly as is legally possible down your local high street as you wave to passers by. If your budget can run to it, hire a Bentley and chauffeur.
10.30am Costume change. Let’s get back down to earth with a good old British tradition. Baggy trousers, braces, string vest and a knotted hanky. Smoker or not, now’s the time to break out the Park Drive.
11.00am Roll your trouser legs up and get yourself into the kitchen to prepare a feast fit for a Queen. Anything thoroughly British will do, but don’t be afraid to experiment. You only get the excuse for a Diamond Jubilee party once in a blue moon, so make sure your guests will be talking about it for a very long time. Our suggested British menu would go something like this:
Amuse Bouche – Space Dust
Starter – Iceland King Prawn Ring
Main Course – Chicken Korma with all the trimmings
Dessert – Pick-N-Mix
For an extra edge, why not make yours a fancy dress party. Ask everyone to come as their favourite British ciché, there’s no end of choice: Rosy-cheeked farmer’s wife, village idiot, hoody…
12.55pm Just enough time for one more Bulldog before your guests arrive.
1.00pm “Ladeeees an’ Gentlemen, luncheon is served” (bang a little gong whilst shouting, for added Royal poshness)
3.00pm Ladies retire to the drawing room for some light chitter chatter while the men finish off the Pick-N-Mix.
4.00pm Parlour games with a twist. So, we’ve come up with a few super spiffing parlour game names, it’s now up to you and your guests to make up the rules and play.
‘Where’s the Prince?’ – probably involves a blindfold and a riding crop.
‘Tickle-me-fancy’ – probably involves a blindfold and a riding crop.
‘Johnny’s gone a-courting’ – makes the ladies blush.
6.00pm After all the excitement, what better than the great British tradition of gawping at the box. Just make sure you avoid the official Jubilee stuff, get a Carry On box-set and chuckle the evening away (with prizes for the best Kenneth Williams impression).
11.55pm Raise your glasses to our wonderful Queen Elizabeth– thank you Ma’am.
12.00am Land of Home and Snoring.
Any other alternative Jubilee celebration ideas gratefully received. Happy holidays!
For many a gentleman, it’s the last day of sporting a moustache. Yes, Movember is almost over!
It’s been tough; the jaunts, the jibes, the toast crumbs left dangling precariously for all to see, but overall it’s been fun.
And more to the point, at the last count, we’ve raised £345 for a very good cause, so thank you to everyone who has made our hirsute pursuits worth it.
If you would like to help us tip the £350 mark, you can still sponsor Team Remedy at:
Red likes: huntin’ shootin’ ‘n’ fishin’ Cletus likes: Jambalya, Crawfish Pie and the Bayou
Please help Red and Cletus raise money for The Prostate Cancer Charity and the Institute of Cancer Research. You can donate online at: http://mobro.co/remedycreative
Thanks y’all
The ghouls and ghosties are out and about and it’s time to carve the pumpkin.
So you want to do something creative, but you don’t have a degree in sculpture?
Here are a few ideas that you could have a bit of fun with. Some a little challenging, but most even a 9 year old could do – maybe not the one with the 6 inch nails though.
Happy haunting!
We’ve put up with the sirens, the 4pm stink (goodness knows what that was) and the wall of fag smoking auxiliary workers. So it’s with a cheer, we’re saying goodbye to the Kent & Sussex.
This little time-lapse movie was taken on the day the hospital officially closed. Over the coming weeks we’ll put together another movie of it being pulled down. I wonder if Fred Dibnah would have approved?
OK, maybe not a great copywriter, but if you can string a sentence together, you’re halfway there(ish). But how many people can write cracking headlines?
If you want to learn more about writing compelling headlines, you don’t have to look much further than the newspaper stand. 5-10 finely honed words that tell a whole story, believe me it’s not easy.
Here are a few that have stopped me on the way to the office over the last few months, either leaving me wanting to know more, or just making me chuckle.
A sign of the times? Err… a sign of the times?
Murder he woofed. Didn’t know you could recycle freaks.
And all the ladies want to catch it. Great tactic.
You can see more examples of the craft of the headline copywriter here
And check this out if you want to find out more about editing your copy
Strategy + creativity + pizazz + chemistry = success
It’s a bizarre process, you get the team whipped up into a frenzy of activity. Everyone’s buzzing, working into the early hours. The big idea is put in front of the Creative Director, he gets into a huddle with the account team who start foaming at the mouth with excitement. The studio is cranked up another gear; producing layouts, mood boards, mock-ups… what ever’s needed to hook that juicy new account.
All in all, it’s a highly charged process. All hands to the pump, beers and pizza at midnight, hysteria at 2.00am and crashing in the boardroom just as the sun comes up.
But the real fun is to be had at the pitch itself.
I once had the pleasure of pitching to a marketing big wig from Napolina. I had to present a TV script for tinned tomatoes that involved a tongue-in-cheek Italian operetta, and poor old muggins had to play the parts of both tenor and soprano. It was the kind of script that could only be performed with molto gusto.
So after the pre-amble and recapitulation of the creative brief, I sucked in my gut and belted out a sub-standard Rossini number at the top of my voice. I was in the zone, eyes tightly shut, convinced of the creative genius of the script. I got to the final flourish and was just about to take a bow, when the client looked at me, completely devoid of emotion and said – “is no good… next”. Thank heavens I hadn’t gone to the trouble of wearing a fat suit and cummabund.
No doubt, if it had been up to the late, great Peter Marsh, it would have been presented in the Royal Opera House on horseback.
Peter Marsh was famous for his flamboyant pitches. When his agency, ABM, pitched for the British Rail account back in the 70′s, the clients, including chairman, Sir Peter Parker, arrived at the agency and were pretty much ignored by the receptionist, who told them that Marsh would be down shortly. Half an hour passed as the increasingly irate client sat in a filthy reception filled with half-empty polystyrene coffee cups and dirty ashtrays.
Disgusted with their treatment, Parker and his team made for the door. As he stood up to leave, Peter Marsh appeared and announced, “This is what your customers have to put up with every day, now let’s see how we can put it right.” The client was impressed and ABM won the account.
Peter Marsh was the grand master of the big pitch, some of his more triumphant moments included:
• Hiring a brass band to parade outside the agency’s offices to impress a marketing director at Honda.
• Tearing off a dinner jacket to reveal a white, sequined suit, in a pitch to Woolworths. Even though the client was impressed, he still needed reassurance that ABM was big enough to handle the account, so requested an office visit. Marsh agreed and to seal the deal, showed them around a larger agency owned by his friend, Rodney Millard.
Big pitches, of course, need equally big budgets and things have changed dramatically since the 70′s. However, there’s still a lot more to pitching than just showing off your creative skills. Ultimately, as the saying goes, ‘people do business with people’.
Andrew Gillespie, the group director of marketing operations at Barclays sums it up beautifully. “It’s not about us testing whether you can do it – it’s about us testing whether we can work with you.”
I love predictions and no doubt, a psychic somewhere in Wyoming knew I was going to say that.
Every year, those in the know get their crystal balls out and tell us what’s going to go down in the year to come. 2011 is no different and there are some real humdingers predicted.
In world economics we have:
The USA does a ‘Euro’
The multi-colored Amero becomes the new unified currency for North America. Borders between Canada and Mexico have been effectively erased.
c/o meltdown2011.com
The UK goes to the dogs
Britain will see its decline and their society destroyed by overindulgence in sex, drugs, money, alcohol, immorality & gambling.
c/o world-famous-predictions-prophecies.blogspot.com
Technology:
Everything connected
…every device, from the television to your phone to your fridge can now have a web address. That means you can email a picture straight from your mobile to your picture frame already; in future the cork in a wine bottle will have an address too. That means it will email you to tell you today is the best day to get it out of the cupboard.
c/o telegraph.co.uk
Cloud computing
You will build a private cloud, and it will fail.
c/o blogs.forrester.com
Celebrity:
Oh no, say it ain’t so
In February the Beckhams reveal they are planning a divorce.
c/o Craig and Jane Hamilton-Parker of The Psychics & Mediums Network
Major doom-mongering:
Start panic buying now
The sky erupts. Cities darken, food spoils and homes fall silent. Civilization collapses.
c/o prophecynewswatch.com / usatoday.com
A bit fishy
You will have to undergo many trials and tests until the self centered (sic) attitude of your past karmas is overcome. (aimed at Pisceans)
c/o foreverhoroscopes.com
Silver lining
After Thirteen Heavens of Decreasing Choice, and Nine Hells of Increasing Doom, the Tree of Life shall blossom with a fruit never before known in the creation, and that fruit shall be the New Spirit of Men.
c/o greatdreams.com
Hedging their bets:
I told you so
American ‘mature’ actor loses fight with cancer
See I really am a psychic
Political leader faces legal allegations on theft/embezzlement
I could probably make money out of this
Helicopter safety rescue for a few stranded people (near mountains, waterfall, cliffs)
all c/o family.psychics.co.uk
So, all in all it’s going to be quite an entertaining year. See you in the bunker, don’t forget to bring a tin opener.
Legal sign-offs at the bottom of emails have become the norm in all B2B communications. Mostly they are ignored, but they do provide a level of protection for when you accidentally send a confidential email to the wrong person in your address book. If you have never experienced that horrible sinking feeling after hitting the send button, it’s a bit like the ‘doh’ moment you get when you refer to the non-existent ‘attached’ – but about a million times worse.
The following is a genuine email sign off that I spotted on an email sent to me last week. Would it hold up in court? I doubt it very much, but it made us smile. Warning – you may need to have your dictionary handy for this one.
IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual
addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is
confidential privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low
self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are
not the intended recipient any dissemination, distribution or copying of
this email is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and
constitutes an irritating social faux pas.
Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context
somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or
grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the
transmission of this email, although the Dachshound next door is living on
borrowed time, let me tell you.
Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to
learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning
backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by
pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer, you can
ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this
email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites, whisk and place in a
warm oven for 40 minutes.
