Comments on: Goodbye noughties, hello tenties… http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/2010/01/goodbye-noughties-hello-tenties/ better relationships, better results Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:21:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Kevin Gillard http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/2010/01/goodbye-noughties-hello-tenties/comment-page-1/#comment-140 Kevin Gillard Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:26:14 +0000 http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/?p=914#comment-140 Self TIming Eggs: Eggs with shells that change colour when they are perfectly soft boiled. Just a bit of genetical modification... Self TIming Eggs:
Eggs with shells that change colour when they are perfectly soft boiled.
Just a bit of genetical modification…

]]> By: Sam http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/2010/01/goodbye-noughties-hello-tenties/comment-page-1/#comment-136 Sam Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:33:52 +0000 http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/?p=914#comment-136 Having spent 3 hours shredding paper today, I'd like a personal incinerator that doesn't require me to spend ages carefully feeding things through a tiny gap and then leave me with mounds of shreddings. Having spent 3 hours shredding paper today, I’d like a personal incinerator that doesn’t require me to spend ages carefully feeding things through a tiny gap and then leave me with mounds of shreddings.

]]> By: Steve Everest http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/2010/01/goodbye-noughties-hello-tenties/comment-page-1/#comment-135 Steve Everest Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:52:53 +0000 http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/?p=914#comment-135 Getting an air flight when you don't have to be at the airport a day in advance. Watching football where players can stay on their feet and not cheat their fellow professionals. Having a breakfast time radio presenter who isn't ginger and thinks that he has to bellow at his audience. Going to see the boat race, when the same two teams haven't got to the final. For the security situation in the world to get so much safer, that we do not have to be screened like criminals before we get on a plane. I loved the earlier comment about the teleporter. Of course, you would still get problems, like when there is a power cut, and only half of you gets home. Or you dial in the wrong co-ordinates and end up in Bootle. Being able to eat something without reading in the paper the next day that its going to kill you. Having a visible lie detector in the House of Commons when speeches are being made. Getting an air flight when you don’t have to be at the airport a day in advance.

Watching football where players can stay on their feet and not cheat their fellow professionals.

Having a breakfast time radio presenter who isn’t ginger and thinks that he has to bellow at his audience.

Going to see the boat race, when the same two teams haven’t got to the final.

For the security situation in the world to get so much safer, that we do not have to be screened like criminals before we get on a plane.

I loved the earlier comment about the teleporter. Of course, you would still get problems, like when there is a power cut, and only half of you gets home. Or you dial in the wrong co-ordinates and end up in Bootle.

Being able to eat something without reading in the paper the next day that its going to kill you.

Having a visible lie detector in the House of Commons when speeches are being made.

]]> By: Jonathan http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/2010/01/goodbye-noughties-hello-tenties/comment-page-1/#comment-134 Jonathan Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:56:24 +0000 http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/?p=914#comment-134 In the humble opinion of this sasanach, the Scottish square sausage is merely a brick of bully beef posing under a different name. Interesting debate, when is a sausage not a sausage? As soon as a sausage loses it's sausage shape, does it stop being a sausage at all? A bit like a circular cheese triangle?! Anyway, what about – a packet of inexhaustible Rolos? In the humble opinion of this sasanach, the Scottish square sausage is merely a brick of bully beef posing under a different name. Interesting debate, when is a sausage not a sausage? As soon as a sausage loses it’s sausage shape, does it stop being a sausage at all? A bit like a circular cheese triangle?!

Anyway, what about – a packet of inexhaustible Rolos?

]]> By: Brian Johnston http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/2010/01/goodbye-noughties-hello-tenties/comment-page-1/#comment-132 Brian Johnston Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:19:10 +0000 http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/?p=914#comment-132 I havent got time for all this blogging nonsense. Can't you lot just lay back and fantasise? It always works when done properly and is a lot cheaper than all these proposed inventions. Nick, you can even blot out the wife totally (although I have never tried that). Anyway, I have to go now and get more of <a href="http://www.benkweller.com/" rel="nofollow">Ben Kweller</a>. It's the first time I have seen him and I'm sure I am his biggest fan now. PS Your web site is the dogs. I havent got time for all this blogging nonsense. Can’t you lot just lay back and fantasise? It always works when done properly and is a lot cheaper than all these proposed inventions. Nick, you can even blot out the wife totally (although I have never tried that).

Anyway, I have to go now and get more of Ben Kweller. It’s the first time I have seen him and I’m sure I am his biggest fan now.

PS Your web site is the dogs.

]]> By: Nick Brandon http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/2010/01/goodbye-noughties-hello-tenties/comment-page-1/#comment-131 Nick Brandon Wed, 13 Jan 2010 13:21:55 +0000 http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/?p=914#comment-131 Flying cars and airborne road network. Remote control for wife with large mute button (sorry - very bad I know but I would buy one if it came on the market) Similar remote for children so they do as they are told first time everytime. Cigarettes and alcohol that are not bad for you or do not make you feel bad afterwards. Mind control of others making them buy stuff from me - they should do anyway! Elimination of all things agressive, evil and generally nasty (excluding Nan from The Catherine Tate Show). New cheap clean means of energy available to all in order to save the planet. If none of the above become available a genie in a bottle will do. I would not waste a wish on square sausages - cylindryical burgers maybe. Flying cars and airborne road network.

Remote control for wife with large mute button (sorry – very bad I know but I would buy one if it came on the market)

Similar remote for children so they do as they are told first time everytime.

Cigarettes and alcohol that are not bad for you or do not make you feel bad afterwards.

Mind control of others making them buy stuff from me – they should do anyway!

Elimination of all things agressive, evil and generally nasty (excluding Nan from The Catherine Tate Show).

New cheap clean means of energy available to all in order to save the planet.

If none of the above become available a genie in a bottle will do. I would not waste a wish on square sausages – cylindryical burgers maybe.

]]> By: Fergus http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/2010/01/goodbye-noughties-hello-tenties/comment-page-1/#comment-130 Fergus Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:27:04 +0000 http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/?p=914#comment-130 Square sausages are actually available just over Hadrian’s Wall and have been for a very long time. I cannot understand why these practical savouries have not been sold in the South though? Please find the following link all about the ‘Lorne sausage’ http://www.aboutaberdeen.com/lornesausage.php - a delightful start to the day! Square sausages are actually available just over Hadrian’s Wall and have been for a very long time. I cannot understand why these practical savouries have not been sold in the South though?

Please find the following link all about the ‘Lorne sausage’ http://www.aboutaberdeen.com/lornesausage.php – a delightful start to the day!

]]> By: Fergus http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/2010/01/goodbye-noughties-hello-tenties/comment-page-1/#comment-129 Fergus Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:56:50 +0000 http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/?p=914#comment-129 Could we have please; Hover shoes - long promised by 'Look & Learn' Mobile phone with built in breathalyser, likewise internet access that forbids navigation when over the limit and sending emails. Extended life for dogs and other house pets Cryogenic suspension sorted out so next recession you can just pause for the whole phase and come out for the good times only! This would also be great for bypassing the dark part of teenage development. (Just a thought, it might also solve above request, pop dog in before going to work and take out on return?) A decent alternative to shaving that can be done safely while driving. Could we have please;
Hover shoes – long promised by ‘Look & Learn’
Mobile phone with built in breathalyser, likewise internet access that forbids navigation when over the limit and sending emails.
Extended life for dogs and other house pets
Cryogenic suspension sorted out so next recession you can just pause for the whole phase and come out for the good times only! This would also be great for bypassing the dark part of teenage development. (Just a thought, it might also solve above request, pop dog in before going to work and take out on return?)
A decent alternative to shaving that can be done safely while driving.

]]> By: Mark Starns http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/2010/01/goodbye-noughties-hello-tenties/comment-page-1/#comment-128 Mark Starns Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:20:19 +0000 http://www.remedycreative.com/blog/?p=914#comment-128 Completely wireless audio visual systems. Go back to Imperial measurement - funny how when we went metric everything doubled in price? Completely wireless audio visual systems. Go back to Imperial measurement – funny how when we went metric everything doubled in price?

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