How to build a nuclear submarine…

March 2nd, 2010

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Last week I learned how to build a nuclear submarine. In my quest to prove that you can teach an old dog new tricks, I found myself in a project management workshop run by the Institute of Directors. (And just to be clear, when I say ‘learned how to’, what I actually mean is ‘grasped a rudimentary understanding of the basic project management processes involved in the building of a nuclear submarine’ and when I say ‘an old dog’ it’s self-referential and therefore OK in this instance).

The workshop was run by a highly experienced project management consultant, Mary McKinlay, who has spent most of her career making sure that big expensive pieces of defence kit cost what they were supposed to cost and ended up where they were supposed to be, when they were supposed to be there.

Mary believes that the success of a project lies in about 20% ‘hard skills’; the processes and tools used to run a project, and 80% ’soft skills’; the attitudes, behaviours and personalities of the people involved in the project.

I would have to agree with her on this point. From my own personal experience, proficient project managers rely heavily on good old fashioned common sense, fantastic communication skills and the ability to ask the question ‘what if?’ at the right time. For the most part, it’s not rocket science – (unless you are actually building a new rocket – and then it probably is).

Everything we do at Remedy is project-based in some way and I like to think we are pretty good at it too. But I have to admit that when Mary started talking about ‘master resource plans’, ‘responsibility assignment matrix’ and ‘logic networks’, I did start to wonder whether project management is really a ‘dark art’ – something to be practiced within high-tech industries by those who are more comfortable working somewhere without windows. If you need further convincing of this, take a look at the Project Roadmap produced by the International Project Management Association. Here are some of my favourite bits for your bewilderment….

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So where does this leave us fluffy, creative-type companies? We too have to meet our clients’ expectations; deliver projects on time and on budget and do it all with our usual creative flair and unwavering sense of humour.

We could choose to take the Sir John Harvey-Jones approach to project management:

‘Planning is an unnatural process – it’s much more fun to get on with it. The real benefit of not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise and is not preceded by months of worry.’

However, no-one really likes surprises, least of all bad ones and what’s a few months of worry between friends, if the end result is a cracking ad campaign or a first-rate website?

So here are my top ten project management tips for all of you eager to learn how to do it better. Some are courtesy of Mary McKinlay and others are simply pearls of wisdom picked up from other equally talented folk along the way…

1) Take your time to define the project – what is it and what does it need to do?
2) Work out how to do it and who will do it.
3) How long will it take and how much will it cost?
4) How will progress be tracked and when will we know when the project is finished?
5) Identify risks and opportunities (what happens if?..).
6) Make sure everyone on the project team understands their role and responsibilities.
7) There are three main components to any project ‘quality, time and cost’. Understand that changes to any of these will impact on the others.
8) The ability to use project management software does not equal a good project manager.
9) Monitor costs throughout a project and flag any concerns.
10) Learn from your mistakes – don’t hide your head in the sand when things go wrong, and hold a de-briefing session to work out how to do things better next time around.

In the workshop, Mary pointed out that a good project manager has to wear many hats. Planner, organiser, controller (read control freak in my case), motivator, diplomat, negotiator, communicator, accountant, problem solver, psychologist… to name but a few.

To be honest, we are not big on wearing hats at Remedy, but some of this does sound very familiar. Maybe we’ve got the project management thing covered after all!

Competition winners

February 10th, 2010

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We asked you what you would like to see invented or re-imagined over the next decade, and you came up with some real humdingers:

Mind control, cigarettes that aren’t bad for you, hover shoes, mobile phones with built-in breathalysers, self-timing eggs…

Congratulations to Mark Starns, Nick Brandon, Steve Everest, Fergus Ross and Kevin Gillard and thank you for your creativity / lunacy.  You’ll all be receiving a copy of Schott’s Almanac 2010 in the post. In the meantime, if anyone really does design a remote control with mute button for the kids, remember you saw it here first.

Hover boots image Robert McCornet

Animal magic at Remedy

February 2nd, 2010

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Remedy is really happy to have been chosen by The Chip Works to help with their brand and marketing communications strategy. The Sussex-based company supplies their professional micro-chipping system (Pet-ID) across the UK and is used by vets and zoos to chip everything from Dachshunds to Giraffes! They also provide pet insurance and accessories to discerning pet owners.

Following a three-way pitch, Remedy devised and hosted a brand workshop as the first step to determining a brand strategy. Over the next few months we will be evolving the brand architecture, creating a new e-commerce website, marketing literature and exhibition stand.

This is what the Sales Director of Pet-ID, Sarah Fry, told us: “We’re delighted to be working with Remedy Creative. This project is a huge step for Pet-ID and one we have taken with some trepidation, however, having met several agencies we immediately felt comfortable with you. You quickly understood our ethos and plans for the future. We look forward to our partnership developing and a successful re-launch later in the year.”

Animal-tastic!

Making sense of Aphasia - the making of a cover image

January 22nd, 2010

Connect - Making Sense of Aphasia

How do you photograph seven people in a studio wide enough for two?
Connect, a UK charity that helps people with aphasia, needed a strong theme for their new impact report. Connect supports people with aphasia to help others with aphasia. We thought the perfect way to illustrate this would be to get some of Connect’s clients to work together to spell out A–P–H–A–S–I–A on placards.

A studio shoot would have been out of the question, being too intimidating for many of the people we wanted to photograph. So we organised a location shoot at the client’s London headquarters. We shot all seven subjects in the somewhat challenging surroundings of the client’s boardroom. However, thanks to the hard work of our wonderful photographer, Gary Ombler and some hefty post-shoot retouching by Remedy, the image works seamlessly.

Using a portable back-drop and lighting rig, we spent an afternoon shooting variations of pairs of subjects holding blank blue placards. After a trawl through hundreds of shots back at the agency, we chose the seven best poses and isolated the subjects and their shadows from the background. Then with a lot of TLC, we stitched the final composite image together. The next stage was to colour correct the different layers and enhance the shadows to create the illusion that it was all shot together as one. Finally, we superimposed the letters onto the placards, and Bob was indeed our uncle!

Although challenging, the shoot and final re-touched image worked a treat. What’s more, the models were chuffed to help their charity and the client was absolutely thrilled with the end result.

Read more about our work for Connect

Goodbye noughties, hello tenties…

January 12th, 2010

We waved goodbye to Northern Rock, Tony Blair and the Pyrenean ibex, but we also said “how do you do” to Facebook, The X-Factor and a new species of slug (Selenochlamys Ysbryda) that was discovered in Cardiff.

But what we really want to know is what the next 10 years has in store.
If it were up to Remedy we’d like to see:


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The square sausage

Evenly fried every time and no chasing them around the pan.

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The Apple iDream

Designed in California – now you can re-live the dream.

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Self-pairing socks:

You lose them, they find each other – brilliant!

And how about…

– The ‘life-rewind’ button is launched (to un-say stupid things)
– The Royal Mint brings out a 99p coin
– Someone invents a cheddar that lowers cholesterol
– Edible carrier bags introduced – no more eco-guilt, or bags for life
– Digital wallpaper. You want to change the pattern? Push a button!
– A dunking biscuit is designed with perfect absorbency potential
– Wireless power hits the market – no more spaghetti behind your computer
– Force-fields as standard on cars – doesn’t matter how bad your parking is
– The animal translator means Patch can tell you exactly what he wants for tea
– The personal teleporter becomes reality – leave work 5.30, arrive home 5.30.

Now tell us what you’d like invented or re-imagined:
If your idea makes us chuckle or say “I want one of those – NOW!”
you could win a shiny new copy of Schott’s Almanac 2010.
We have 5 copies to give away before the end of January.

How to enter:
Leave your answer as a response to this blog post (see below).
Make sure you include your name and email address.
The 5 ideas that we like the most win - simple!

Terms & Conditions:
1. Entrants consent for their name to be used for publicity purposes by Remedy Creative Ltd. in printed and/or online formats.
2. Remedy Creative will not pass on your details to any third party without your prior consent, but your name will be shown on our blog.
3. The judges’ decision is final.
4. The closing date is 31st January 2010.

Remedy - Christmas holidays

December 22nd, 2009

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Lisa, Jason, Sam and Jonathan would like to wish everyone a very merry Christmas.

We will be closing on Christmas Eve and will re-open for business on Monday 4th January.
Thanks to our clients and suppliers for all your support in 2009, we look forward to working
with you again in 2010.

Here’s to a happy and successful New Year.

A bit of a Christmas do

December 15th, 2009

Remedy went a wasailling in old London town last Friday for our annual Christmas bash.

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We kicked off with an amphibious duck trip on the Thames then went on a tour of the capital’s finest hostelries. After several sherries, we finished the day off with a slap-up Christmas supper at the very bohemian ‘Sarastro’ restaurant in Drury Lane where we swapped pressies and had a rather jolly time.

Wishing all of our clients, suppliers, friends and associates a wonderful Christmas.

NetworkFlow website - do you know your IPSec from your MPLS?

December 14th, 2009

If there was ever a website that HAD to work, it’s one for a specialist business Internet provider. And NetworkFlow is right up there, providing network solutions for high-profile clients like Microsoft and Suzuki.

For those that need to know the ins and outs of MPLS IPVN Ethernet services or IPSec/VPN networks, we created a website that lets them easily navigate through tons of techy stuff and most importantly, click through for an instant online quote.

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Since creating the site, we’ve been asked to design online quote, estimate and presentation templates, and a product brochure.

The site works a treat, but the proof of the pudding as always is how happy the client is:

“The new website looks fantastic and it’s performing really well for us. The integration of the CMS with our quote engine and the switch over from our old site were absolutely seamless. Please pass on my thanks to everyone at Remedy.”

If you want a quick quote or just to blind yourself with science, have a look at www.networkflow.com

Adopt a Word gets 1st birthday makeover

December 1st, 2009

Adopt a Word, the fundraising website we designed for children’s communication charity, I CAN, reached its first birthday in October. To celebrate, we’ve given the site a makeover by adding some exciting new functionality. Visitors can now explore a dynamic ‘wordiverse’ containing thousands of words by hovering over an interactive panel. Words that are available for adoption appear in green text, those already adopted are orange, celebrity adoptions are purple and corporate adoptions are shown in blue. There have been over 1900 adoptions in the first year - but there are still plenty to choose from!

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We have also introduced an interactive word wheel to explore the different corporate and celebrity adoptions – Terry Jones has recently plumped for ‘python’ and Sir Paul McCartney has adopted the word ‘gift’.

You can now also send a gift email directly from the site when you adopt a word for someone else. Words make great presents  for those ‘difficult to buy for people’ on your Christmas shopping list or to help solve those last minute panics. Best of all, by adopting a word you’ll be helping children with communication difficulties.

To check out the new wordiverse and to adopt a word visit www.adoptaword.com

Blog Jam

November 23rd, 2009

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“Yeehaa, I’m gonna git me a blog post!”

Hold on there one cotton-pickin’ minute, did we just see some tumble weed drifting through Remedy Blog Central? I know, I know. If you’re going to have a blog, you need to keep it up to date. But we’ve got an excuse. And it’s not because the dog ate our homework, we’ve been a bit silly-busy. Three or four weeks ago, we won two lovely new clients in a blink of an eye, so we’ve been flat-out getting briefs authorised and our heads around lots of new stuff.

We’ve just run a full brand workshop with one client, which meant tons of research and preparation, and we’re already putting three print projects to bed for the other. So it’s not because we’re lazy bloggers, we’ve just been a bit distracted (in a nice way).

We promise to fill you in on all of this and some other juicy morsels from the weird and wonderful world of design and advertising very soon.

Must go, there’s a brief on the other line!